The New Dating Conundrum

Published October 11, 2011 by Eve Lynne

So here is something I never really thought of before – the older we get, is it strange for a guy NOT to have a kid?  The reason I am even thinking of this is because on Basketball Wives LA (I know, yet another mindless reality show) they tried setting up one of the women.  They mentioned that if the guy DIDN’T have kids or was NEVER married, maybe, just maybe he was a freak.  Maybe they are right.  But does it go that way for a girl?  Will I be a freak (well more then I am) if I am not married by the time I am say….36.

I am going to say it’s different for girls, lots of us get stuck in shitty relationships and don’t leave, then take forever to “get over it”, but I am of the belief that it’s TOTALLY different with men.  Usually when a guy (especially a good looking or at least not a hunch back) is never married no children and getting close to 40 it’s because they have some SERIOUS issues.  Either Mommy issues, girl issues, sex issues, or jail time.  None of these are what you want to see on the dating profile.

So now, there is a whole other thing to think about.  If I meet a great guy and he is close to 40 and never married or no kids – I have to run.  So now, I have to think about it – does engagement count?  Does long relationship count?  How about living with someone?  What are the rules on this?

Grace is single as well, maybe I will consult her.  Who knows, we could make an entire Learning Annex on this – Is It Ok To Date A Never Married, No Kid 40 Year Old.  Ya – I see this now……I will take this all the way to the bank bitches.

That’s All.
Eve Lynne
Tweet me:  @TheHeadDivaEve
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Open Letter to Kate Gosslin

Published September 11, 2011 by Eve Lynne

Bet you didn’t see this one coming…..

Dear Kate,

I have always been on your side.  In fact – I got into a heated argument with Veronica at the last party (sounds like a horror flick title) that I attended with PJ about how much of a douche your husband Jon was.  She was saying how you degraded him and how she would NEVER do that to her husband in private, let alone on tape.  I of course said that it seemed that your beloved hubby was an ass hole.  I figured you are there when the cameras are off and you know what he does and does NOT do.

After you divorced, it was obvious that he was a piece of shit guy.  Reality show or not, he acted as if his 8 kids were not even alive – and you at least attempted to act with some grace, even though the media loved to abuse the shit out of you.  You didn’t go out clubbing, date wildly inappropriate people, or even get a D.U.I.  On Dancing With The Stars you did your best (which let’s be honest, sucked), but managed to keep your head held high with all media fire storm and critics yelling at you.

Then, Kate, you did the whole Kate Pus 8 thing.  Honey – I knew this would end badly.   First, you went on a trip with Sarah Palin.  I didn’t watch (full disclosure here) but I heard she was a bitch, you were a bitch, and you won the fight.  Props to you on that Kate.  But then the show kept going, and well………who wants to watch a mean Mommy with 8 out of control freak kids?  I know not even I do.  The shows were pretty boring, it was like watching bad family outings. Who likes to sit through family videos?  Not this girl.

Then – it was evident that you lost your cool a bit more then you should ON CAMERA with your 8 kids.  Just remember lady, you made them like that.  Then your family started turning on you, because it turns out Kate, that people don’t like when you are controling them.  Only Jon put up with your yelling and that is because you had his balls in your purse.

Now that the show is done, you are nervous.  What to do?  You have written books – you could continue that…..speaking engagements, people will pay to see you, at least for a few more years.  And you could always try to talk Trump into letting you on his little shit show.  And of course there is always Bravo TV.

Point is, don’t panic, it is reflecting badly on you, God knows you don’t need that.

That’s All.
Eve Lynne
Twitter:  @TheHeadDivaEve
www.headdivaincharge.tumblr.com

 

Last Weekend Of Summer In New England

Published September 4, 2011 by Eve Lynne

If you are not from New England you don’t understand the importance of today. The season is going to be changing. The snow will be looming. The fashions will be changing. As will the leaves……..

Everyone likes to make it a “big” weekend.

Cheers to all – hope you enjoy!

Eve Lynne
Twitter: @TheHeadDivaEve
www.headdivaincharge.tumblr.com

Money Heals All Wounds

Published September 1, 2011 by Eve Lynne

It just occurred to me that on Tuesday night when I couldn’t breath, had a 102 degree fever, and was getting REALLY nervous (something I don’t normally do when I am sick, I am used to this Asthma b.s.) I REALLY wanted to go to the E.R. Why didn’t I? I was afraid insurance wouldn’t cover it and I didn’t have the $100.00 co-pay. Plus, I would have to miss work the rest of the week instead of just Wednesday, because I REALLY think the would have admitted me at that point.

Scary. I may have to make a change that I don’t want to make. No one should live like that.

Open Letter To………Kim Kardashian

Published August 30, 2011 by Eve Lynne

Who saw that one coming?  Raise your hand!

Dear Kim,

As a self professed reality TV whore, I have enjoyed your show since it’s conception in 2007.  I have admired your family dynamic….(and defended that admiration for many years).  I have often said “If my family was rich, we would be like the Kardashian clan”(like you haven’t heard that before).   I of course being the Diva who loves to be the center of attention would be you.  But lately, something is a miss with my Kardashian love affair.  Something has changed…..or has become very obvious.

Maybe it’s because the cameras have been in your life for 4, going onto 5 years.  Maybe it’s because money does change people.  Maybe it’s because people go through your trash for just a glimpse of your life.  I think your true colors are showing.  Kim, your bitch ass attitude has surfaced.

I suppose there were signs of it.  Your obnoxious whining, crying, and complaining.  Let’s be honest, your life doesn’t suck that much.  Never mind the fact that your father was an incredibly successful attorney and your mother was smart enough to hook herself an Olympic super star (in his day), but your God given good looks have helped you rocket to super stardom with virtually NO talent.

Sure, they say that you were Paris Hilton’s best friend and I believe at some point you were a stylist.  Really though Kim?  I kind of think you just gave great fashion advice to your very wealthy friends.  While I won’t deny that you have GREAT taste – great taste a stylist does not make.  If it did, I would be a stylist……..Ya.  What made you a real household name was Ray-J, yup, Brandi’s little brother.  Selling a sex tape with you plastered on the cover was the best thing he ever did for himself, and for your empire.  Now, I can tell you are a wee bit embarrassed by that particular situation, but would you really have your own hit E! show with out it?  Hope you thanked him.

This all brings me to this season, where I am finding your sisters to be much more enjoyable to watch.  Funny, witty, and semi-real….or as real as you can be with a camera in your mansion.  But see -then you did something…..something that I perceived as a real douche bag move.  After you jumped into the crystal clear waters in Bora Bora (a place most of us will never get to visit), you then pushed your jolly green giant of a boyfriend in.  When he decided to toss you like a cat into the water – you realized that the impact of your head hitting that water (and yes, it looked like it hurt), knocked a diamond out of your ear.  Now Kim……..I would have been on your side had you NOT already jumped in, but you did.  You said “Hey, it’s ok to wear $75,000 earrings into the ocean”.  Then, when you lost one, you blamed the easiest person – tha man.  I do the same thing, and that is why I know that was a bitch ass move on your part.  You have now crossed into the DISLIKED reality star realm.

Now, if you do see this for some reason, you are thinking I am some jealous loser who is judging you.  While I would give up my silver Gucci Boston bag to have a camera in my face for a reality show, I also know that reality isn’t crying because you lost $75,000 earrings in the crystal clear waters of Bora Bora.  It’s being a single Mom (not on MTV) trying to feed your kids, it’s being a family of four with two hard working parents struggling to keep their RENTED apartment, it’s a young guy paying for his own education by waiting tables because he doesn’t want to be like his father, and it’s a single girl who works her butt off to fake it until she makes it.  That Kim is reality.

Hope you found your earring.

That’s All.
Eve Lynne
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Diet Time

Published August 21, 2011 by Eve Lynne

Today is my last day of carbs for a bit. I have been eating like a crazy girl and I gotta throw in the towel.

I am having dinner at a chicken farm (I will fill you all in later) and so I figured, I will eat whatever…..but tomorrow it’s on like Donkey Kong. Promise.

Maybe I should blog everything I eat. Nah – that would be humiliating.

That’s All.
Eve Lynne
Twitter: TheHeadDivaEve
tumblr. : www.headdivaincharge.tumblr.com
Email: HeadDivaInCharge12@yahoo.com

Be Good Miz Thang

Published August 17, 2011 by Eve Lynne

Today will be a test. Can I hold it together and be polite. I wore the Louboutin shoes and brought the Gucci bag so I am armed (heavily).

I will shame her with my shoes, get her with my Gucci, and make her feel bad about herself by just being.

Isn’t that how Divas role?

That’s All.

Eve Lynne
Tweet Me: TheHeadDivaEve
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Email me your thoughts: headdivaincharge12@yahoo.com

Showing Off

Published August 16, 2011 by Eve Lynne

Just a quick update:
I decided that it was now safe to show my face. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen, someone finds out I speak the truth?

So if you follow me on Twitter (@TheHeadDivaEve) or Tumblr. (http://headdivaincharge.tumblr.com/), you will be able to see my happy face for the first time.

Let’s see how this goes….

Eve Lynne

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